A Rose by any other name

•June 7, 2007 • 2 Comments

A big congratulations to Lonelygirl15, aka Jessica Lee Rose.

In a world where skill and education aren’t everything, you can now be famous for simply coining a phrase ‘that’s hot’, that and having excessively blonde hair while your immediate family holds an immeasurable amount of wealth.

However Jessica rose to the ‘top’ by working smarter, not harder.

Posing as a bored 15-year-old girl, she vlogged about the angst and hardship about being a typical teenager. It was the usual stuff which seems to hook anyone; arguments with the parentals, religion, what to do on a Saturday afternoon, and of course boys & sex. Popular yes, but it was also because if you see any of her vlog comments, it’s flooded with desperados asking for her to strip in her next vlog. So yes, while she isn’t blonde, looks played a huge role in her success.

But even if her looks were sub par, she managed to captivate a global audience, even making headlines around the world in major news agencies. First it was, The Rise of Lonelygirl 15, then it turned to Who is Lonelygirl 15?, then finally, Lonelygirl15 isn’t really that lonely, or 15. Next to the Crazy Frog Brothers and that Old coot from YouTube, she became a household name and no doubt her face was easily recognizable.

An aspiring actress, she implemented (maybe unwillingly) a near fool proof marketing campaign which ultimately launched her career.  Her overhead costs? Maximum $70 for a webcam. While she may not be that famous in Oz just yet, whatever moves she does make, it still hits the headlines. It may not be breaking news, but it’s still publicity.

Here’s looking at your kid.

 

Born, not made.

•June 6, 2007 • 3 Comments

 

 

My very last assignment for work last week was one of the best gigs I ever got, a semi-exclusive with Without A Trace star & part owner of Sydney FC Anthony La Paglia.

Turning up in Bondi (5 minutes after we were actually scheduled to by his PA) our camera gear had a minor hickup and we had to do some serious swindling to drum up a different mic. In short, we had a lapel mic, ideal for one-on-one chats in a relatively quiet environment, however after turning up we realised we wouldn’t be able to find a quiet place since he was in the middle of a signing — in one of the busiest malls in Sydney. That, and we had dozens of angry fans who had apparently been waiting for quite some time to get his autograph, only being forced to wait even longer as he fullfilled his ‘media commitments’ as his agent politely announced.

All in all, a top bloke, really loves his football but unfortunately won’t be returning to Australia any time soon.

In the theme of entertainment, Alice Burdeau will soon rise to the top in a similar fashion and probably never return to Australia after taking out this year’s Next Top Model.

For those who don’t know who she is, she’s the one on the right.

Like any decent reality series, there was a tonne of controversy surrounding this season’s show with Alice right in the middle of it all. With the whole Fashion VS Skinny Models debate raging around the world, Alice was slammed from the beginning as being ‘too skinny’, even to be a model. I’ve known a few lovely ladies in my time who have, and still try, and emulate the typical runway model, even though they don’t claim to do it, and after working as a retoucher in magazines in my earlier days, I myself considered jumping on the bandwagon of the unrealistic expectations.

For anyone who follows the series (not that I do at all…) Tyra Banks once said;

“Supermodels aren’t born, they’re made”.

I disagree Tyra.

Alica has not only the body, walk, and face of a model but she also has the smack-you-down diva’esque attitude. A few quotes came to mind which made me unofficially vote for Alice…

Can you imagine reading that you look like you’re from a concentration camp?” Burdeu said, referring to a concerned viewer’s comment.

She was slamming back at claims she suffered from an eating disorder since she stood at 58kg and 185cm tall.

My family and friends know that I don’t have a problem – if anything I eat too much chocolate

Testify!

People can think what they want but I’m happy with the way I am

If I were to translate, she’s probably a female equivalent of Bulldogs star Sonny Bill Williams – minus the whole nightclub toilet saga of course.

Born, not made. 100% Australian… Naomi’s got nuthin on you..

Olympics logo 2012 …. ?

•June 5, 2007 • 3 Comments

 

Enough said?

 

The new logo for the 2012 Olympics has been released and what a logo. I must admit, I’m no design expert, even after completing a relatively creative degree, but I do know a good designer when I see one.

The symbol cost more almost $AUD 1 million and took almost a year to design by Wolff Olins.

Wolf Olins may be a little too ahead of their time, or maybe even behind the times? That’s how confusing ths logo is.

And others shared my thoughts…

“puerile mess, an artistic flop and a commercial scandal” -

Stephen Bayley, art critic for the London Design Museum.

 

Personally I think while it wouldn’t be hard to sell the idea of the Olympics, England’s Olympic Minister better hire a good brand manager.
While writing this all I could think of was Channel 9’s decision to axe its balls, in more than one way. In short, with the network under new management, the boys upstairs decided to give the company logo an overhaul, along with hundreds of voluntary redundancies. However the designer in charge of the rebranding decided just to rework the old one, literally cutting it in half and getting rid of its famous nine dots which stood neatly next to the 9.

 

The result? A fairly shmick looking logo, a hefty design bill and a whole lot of signage to be changed, including the News chopper.

More than 12 months later, the balls are back. I was and always will be a big admirer of the late Kerry Packer, and I believe he’s the only man who can reshape the way we watch tv, again, and again, and again.
I’m all up for experimental design, slap around a few vector shapes with awesome type face (after much careful consideration of course) and you’d have one of the best designers in the business.

This particular design reminds me if Tron met Picasso, of course they were generations apart but it just goes to show the Sin curve of style… whatever was once old, is new again. A few years ago I took MATH1004 – Discrete Mathematics, while I never really enjoyed the numbers I did particularly enjoy this subject. During your time at uni you rarely ever remember your lecturers, but the one who took this subject will always stand out.

He could apply maths to anything in life, you name it, from people ordering coffee, the movement of students throughout campus and even the ‘disco dances’ we youngesters often went to when we weren’t in class.

As I was leaving class one day I took the front exit (as opposed to the back one after arriving late so many times) and just as I was about to pass through the doors I put on my sunglasses. I distinctly remember they were two tone lenses, half brown, half clear and probably cost me more than the course I was taking. The Professor flagged me down and told me how he admired my shades and said they reminded him of glasses which he used to wear back in his ‘college days’.

This coming from a bloke who wore a tweed jacket with leather patches, I couldn’t help but feel scared I too would end up in a similar outfit one day.

He explained to me that you could graph fashion trends on a Sin curve.

Be warned, this could be boring but oddly intriguing.

Starting from his generation, the (x) intercept, we would have big glasses, relatively tight jeans and unkept facial hair. Fast foward one generation at the Peak (1,90) and things would be completely different. 80’s fever, the pastels and browns have now turned into neon pinks and greens and parachute pants are the bomb. Then we return to the late 90’s (It was actually 2001, but whose counting), if you haven’t been following so far, we’re now back at the (x) intercept at (0,180) and while we haven’t copied everything from the 70’s, low and behold we’re wearing slightly tight pants, oversized glasses and butterflies are cool again.

Now that’s hot.

At first I thought he just had too much time on his hands, but the idea stuck for a few years on and I realised it applied to other parts of life, music, art, sport and even politics.

Daily round up of the papers

•June 3, 2007 • 2 Comments

I must admit, I love the news, listening, reading and hearing what’s going a round your suburb, the town, the state, the country and especially the world. Sure some media outlets are complete trite, but they each give you a little taste about what’s happening. I won’t go into which ones are reliable and which aren’t, but a few things stood out to me today as I took a much needed day off from all the hustle that’s been going on.

I found this hillarious

Thanks to Sex & The City and Desperate Housewives, Sydney stepping up its offensive against Melbourne as the country’s #1 cosmopolitan city. After reading Sam & The City (for pure research purposes only) there’s an urban legend that Sydney’s suffering a man crisis, ie a ratio of more single females than single males. While I never really believed in the idea, a few of my friends from the fairer sex have confirmed it. For those who ever frequent any of the water front bars in Sydney (The Loft, Bungalow 8, Cargo, Woolooomoloo Bay Hotel, James Squire Bar, Home, Pier 26 … the list goes on) take careful note because you might too. A few of my single friends have described it as the 21st century condundrum; plenty of fish in the sea, but none are neccessarily biting. You’d think it’d be the other way round? Of course for the study to be true, you’d have to visit every bar in Sydney with a notepad and a pint, which I wouldn’t particularly mind… it is for research after all.

Raised in Sydney I can’t help but feel patriotic about this should-be-Australian-capital. Working with a few Melbournites, we often argue about which city is in fact the best city. This often leads to mindless insults, for example making fun of Sydney’s bad tasting water (which I still don’t quite understand) and Melbourne’s love of AFL, well after all, what else is there to do in Victoria?

Of course, Melbourne boasted one of the best things in the world, it’s Mayor.

 

John Chun Sai So (Traditional Chinese: 蘇震西, pinyin: Sū Zhèn Xī; born 02 October 1946 in Shunde, China) is the Lord Mayor of City of Melbourne, the capital of Victoria, Australia. He was the first Lord Mayor in the city’s history to be directly elected by the people; previously, Lord Mayors were elected by the Councillors. In office since 2001, So is currently the longest-serving Lord Mayor of Melbourne.

Late last year Mr So won the World’s Best Mayor Award, beating the likes of Augsburg Mayor Paul Wengert, Harrisburg’s Stephen Reed and even Mayor of Amsterdam Job Cohen. It was mainly for his can do attitude and the fact that he pulled off one of the most successful Commonwealth Games in the history of the psuedo-olympic event. He’s also a stand up bloke, with many Melbournites wearing T shirts with slogans such as ‘John So, He’s My Bro’ an ‘John So for PM’.

However the Good Mayor managed to get himself into a bit of political trouble after a bit debacle over excess funding on marketing the city. Suddenly the Best Mayor in the World, Mr So now earned himself the prefix ‘Embattled Melbourne Lord Mayor’ … perhaps he should enroll in Kevin Rudd’s school of damage control.

Most people who know me well enough will know which way I swing my vote, but Rudd seems to play his cards to the mark and always comes trumps. Jeanette Howard will be remembered as the charitable first lady down under, but Ms Rein will always be the woman who put politics before business.

Last but not least, I really pray that Madeleine McCann is found soon. Her parents have done an excellent job getting so much media attention that it’s now only a matter of time. Meanwhile I applaude the continuing efforts of JK Rowling, successful author, icon & philanthropist.  Not only has she offered to include book marks picturing missing Maddie, but also contributed more than $3 million (total figure undisclosed) for her safe return.

 

 

Bring Madeleine Home – http://www.findmadeleine.com/ 

Video CVs …pro or con?

•May 27, 2007 • 3 Comments

It’s been a while since I wrote in this thing, but after learning last night from a few people they do occasionally come back to my blog, I’ve been inspired to post something new.I think it was the Herald Sun or some other weekend publication.. but I’ve noticed the rise in Video CVs being used in fields other than Digital Media / Creative Services. Before reading the article gingerly, I saw something similar by Kate Hilpern from the Guardian.I discussed the concept with a few of the people at work the other day and I got conflicting reports.

For those who don’t know, Video CVs are literally people reading a 2-3 minute bio (pretty much something you’d put in a cover letter) about themselves. Potential employers can now consider other factors when hiring; posture, mannerisms, speech, confidence and I’m sure in bigger companies which will take over the world one day, will definitely pass the videos on to their psychology department for an indepth review… even if they can’t buy Qantas.

Vlog

A friend from Sky News and a valued member of the Sports desk always receives such things from anchor wanna-be’s.  I often pass Craig Norenbergs’ desk, and it’s often literred with profile headshots of pretty young thing’s wanting their big break reading news.  Some presenters and EP’s think the Video CV is the best thing since sliced bread, journo students can now manage to fudge their way through the application process with fancy words, well groomed hair and don’t discount a decent pin stripe suit.. but many fail to speak as well as they write. Other presenters think it’s a load of crap, saying you don’t need to oversell it.. And if you fuck it up, everyone’s got a record of it for the company goof reel. I thought it was fair go for journos and even creative types to exploit the video cv; we get to show off how techno savvy we really are + if you’ve got minimal talent with a decent rack, you’re a sure fire candidate.But now everyone from accountants to teachers are using the Video CV to boost their image. Looking through YouTube I found this….

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aYJBLrsA-WY

It sure looks impressive, but would it really work? I’m considering making one myself, but only for recreational purposes…

 Would you do it?

Weekend times

•February 16, 2007 • 1 Comment

Gunna take a page out of Adam’s blog and share my weekend plans.

  • Wedding tonight at the lovely Sydney Botanical Gardens. I’ve only been there once but I rekon it would be unreal to have a wedding there… yep I think these guys are in the money…. Shaken not stirred..

bottanical

  • Meanwhile the reception is gunna be at the Royal Automobiles Club. The reason why I mentioned this was I went to the website to figure out where abouts to park and found this in the banner…

“Royal Automobiles Club ….. Where Belonging is a Pleasure”

royal

 

You gotta admit, it does look pretty swish.

  • Meeting up with Gem , Jess and a few of the other crew at Opera Bar for drinks and cocktails afterwards… Whose up?

Meanwhile to whoever actually reads this, I’m running the risk of sounding like a woman, but which one of these would better suit tonight’s festivities?

                                                      

this

 

…. or

this

2006 Year in Review

•February 13, 2007 • 3 Comments

After jumping on the blogwagon I often have referred back to one of my good mates Timbo, whose blog always seems to catch my attention whether it be his National Geographic’esque photography or regular banter with himself and Japan.

Following that, I read one of his blogs which still stands out in my mind which I never really put pen to paper, a 2006 year in review. Apparently 2007 is the year of soul searching for Adam who has been tripping over the concept of inner peace and well being after working crazy hours from home.

That and the guy drinks bourbon (waits for Tim’s angry posts)…

I decided to do a year in review of my own.

 2006 was definitely an interesting year since it was the first official year I was out of uni and technically on my own. Sure I enrolled in Masters but I was/am still doing that part time so that didn’t count. Terrified I couldn’t get a job out of uni I tried to set myself up during my 2nd and 3rd year, cramming as much extra curricular activities as I could …. I reminded myself of Reese Witherspoon in election come to think of it… that and I wasn’t a tool… or maybe I was.

2006 hits and flops

  • January: Got the chance to work in TV for the first time. Landed an internship at Channel 9 Sydney and somehow ended up in the news room after a surprising chance meeting with TCN veteran Mike Munro. Awesome experience, I worked 12 hour days and started my day from 0600 and still wanted to do more. Sure the enthusiasm may have died after a while, but I was passionate about it.
  • February: Finished up all freelance work with ACP in pursuit of work in TV … note, not neccessarily by choice. It was a bit hard, the department I was working in got the nod from the boys upstairs not to fund the freelancers since it was costing the titles an excessive amount per year.
  • March: Ah Broome, I think Mr Rudder summed this place up very well, heck he even extended his stay. For those who haven’t read it. Me and Timbo got the chance to work in a rural TV station. The experience made me learn a bit more about myself and what I wanted to do. Working by day and spending copious amounts of money on beer (the CPI in Broome!) was pure gold.
  • April: Graduation. Stoked. 4 years in the making. To top the day off, I even graduated with Disctinctions and my parents, family friend who attended, and even myself, didn’t even know. A long time coming and honestly something which I was scared I wouldn’t even reach.
  • May: My first job in TV. Producing for for Australia’s biggest pay TV network. How I ended up here I still have no idea. Great times and still is, get to meet a few C Grade celebs and shmooze with TV types. For those who have been paying attention, No, chosing to work for Kerry Packer wasn’t by choice… not intentionally anyway :)
  • June/July: I’m combining these two months because I was settling in at work. But while I’m here I’d like to mention I’ve been with Gemma now 2 years… phwoar. Surprisingly whenever I tell people they still go ‘Is that all?’ I also did a quick trip up to the Blue Mountains with the gang, fun times, although I’m never bushwalking again.
  • August/September: Yeah this combining of months is a bad habbit. But it’s getting late and I’m getting over this post. I managed to finish one semester of uni and knocked off two subjects. For those who work 42 hours a week and spend six hours at uni per week, you know what I’m talking about. To top it off, one of the girls in my digital imaging class (complete feminist) said:

“Why do you ALWAYS use good looking girls in your assignments?”

Ailee

Here’s lookin at you kid.

  • October: Decided to do a last minute application in to AFTRS and surprisingly got a call back. However fate or luck wasn’t really on my side and after 8 interviews I didn’t make the final cut. Later I found out 80 applied, 12 were shortlisted, 4 were picked. Yeah yeah, that’s just loser talk.

  • November: I turn the big 2 3 and celebrated in style. About 40 of us got slaughtered at the Summit and didn’t care about the bill. It was great fun, until the bill came. It was in the thousands…Meanwhile I also finished my third subject of Uni, Major Project. I believe it was a success :) Thank you Gemma Rose!

  • December: Christmas and New Years at Gemma’s pad. The road trip with Adam fell through but fun all in all. Was it a good year? I’ll let you know in December…

 On a final note. Clicking around today I somehow got a blogging job for Orble. Stay posted, they’ve asked me to major in two sections, Current Affairs and Entertainment. All I can say is Look out Carrie Bradshaw.

 

Will post pics up so this post looks less boring later.

Have I sold out?

•February 12, 2007 • 2 Comments

Looking back on things in my life… and not blogging for over week, I’ve been wondering if my life’s digressed and whether or not I’ve sold out. Comparing situations to friends and other well wishers I’m just not sure any more…

Wonder what it’d be like to live in China…

Debs Corporation

He goes by the name, Justin.

•January 29, 2007 • 3 Comments

Getting on the blogwagon I was stoked at the fact that blogging great Tim Rudder left a comment on my news wrap post. So I thought I’d blog about a topic which I think he may not know much about…

Former N’SYNC singer Justin Timberlake’s fashion sense has evolved from teen dream denim and punk t’s to hipster meets mod three piece suits. It’s not quite, formal, it’s not quite hipster, heck its not even mod, it’s JT. One of my favourite designers Yves Saint Laurent, has been dressing JT for quite some time now and it looks like he’s graduated from the world of boy bands. There’s only a few people I know who can pull off flannel pants, gold adorned bags and white sneakers and still look the shit.

JT the poser

source: realone

Dating Cameron Diaz and being dressed in a French label would be most guys dream life (well, one of mine anyway).

Stefano Pilati, whose one of Saint Laurent’s chief designers has come up with great creations since the label launched publicly. His quote stayed in my mind for a decent time while I was at work the other day;

“To show at his age that he has this sense of style and appreciation for luxurious things and clothes, and is not somebody that leaves things to just happen, for me that’s what represents style,” – He told AAP

The Autumn-Winter collection boasted more stuff for girls than guys, as usual, but the Paris show was unreal… watching it from one of the News Feeds at work. Of course there were other labels, Lanvin and Hermes showing off a hot rock theme, which seems to be a timeless line up in any collection ever since Jet & The White Stripes made loving rock ‘cool’ again. Veronique Nichanian followed a similar trend but with her own flair, combining simple lines and retro rock. It’d be the Fonz if he modeled for YD, only with less colour and legible writing.

It’s all overrated anyway, and if you don’t think you care, why do you buy it? Some of us more than others I bet.

source: Ballz

Regular review of the papers

•January 29, 2007 • 1 Comment

Working in news I often keep up with the times, not only for work purposes but also it’s become almost second nature. It’s often interesting to see how Channel 7’s Chris Bath reports on the latest uproar of the Cross City Tunnel compared to Fergo on National Nine News at TCN. ABC and SBS often have a more direct approach to their news delivery although after meeting some of the journos from the major stations I feel more compelled to watch them.

Getting prep’d for work today and looking through the wires for any possible breakers I can’t help but notice Shilpa Shetty winning the UK version of Big Brother. Power to her I say, although it just shows you can win any reality show if you’re on the end of the controversy. For those who hadn’t been following the story, in short two other contestants racially taunted Shetty which caused more than 40,000 complaints being received by the station… and of course ended in their eviction. Let’s see you take that on Grettle.

Meanwhile in today’s other top stories, the water debate reaches critical mass with Queensland’s Premier Peter Beattie saying ALL states will be drinking recycled water. Don’t know about you but once New South Wales and Victoria start adopting that policy I’ll be moving to New Zealand. And finally can the Aussies ever be stopped? Sure the Black Caps came close to winning but Australia always manages to seal the deal. Let’s not forget the Adelaide Test of the Ashes when England declared (and in their right mind they did too) much too early. But once again, controversy and intrigue finds itself into the game and it becomes a ratings winner. Eddie must be stoked… Justin Langer retires, as does Warnie and McGrath. Shane Watson is ruled out of the series due to injury and skipper Ricky Ponting is at the top of his game after making up for lost time… after all, he did lead the squad which lost the Ashes in 05, coincidentally his first year of captaining the squad. New Zealand’s veteran Nathan Astle pulls the plug and England’s only hope Kevin Pietersen is sent home with a broken rib. Vaughan returns as Captain and Freddy Flintoff licks his wounds after losing the Ashes 5-0. Perhaps the English camp have some solice in the fact that they’re being paid $2000 a day to tour down under.

and of course Roy makes it into the Test squad, smashing a century on his debut

Curtesy of cricinfo